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Hitler Irony

BRITISH ARE FIGHTING FOR SELFISH, NATIONALISTIC REASONS FIGHTS THEM TO SHOW THAT GERMANS ARE ABOVE THAT KIND OF THINKING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

משתמש בתמונה של המרפי הלא נכון   הילד ישן עד הבוקר Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Girls in Engineering be like

SO MANY BOYS IN ENGINEERING CLASS SO MANY ENGINEERING BOYS IN CLASS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Budday bitch

THIS BITCH HAS TURNED 20! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Time to jump ship

GOT CAUGHT HANDLING MY JUNK BY THE BEACH AND TOUCHING SOME RANDOM LADY'S GOODS I'M A 17TH CENTURY CHINESE SAILOR WITH MY OWN SHIPPING COMPANY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Abandon Ship

GOT CAUGHT STARING AT A TRAMP WITH A LARGE CHEST I'M A PIRATE PIRATE SCOPING OUT TARGETS AND I HIT THE JACKPOT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

sums up my life

BORN UGLY AS FUCK HAD TONS OF FRIENDS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Lootpalace = $$$$

COULDN'T GET FREE MUSIC FINDS LOOTPALACE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

office work

FOUND MAJOR BUG THE WEDNESDAY BEFORE RELEASE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Life Importances

THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE: THE LOCATION OF THE NEAREST CVS PHARMACY Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin