Scumbag Brain

The bell rings in 30 seconds and you're wearing sweatpants? Here, have an erection

The bell rings in 30 seconds and you're wearing sweatpants? Here, have an erection  Scumbag Brain

Hates getting tickled Laughs

Hates getting tickled Laughs   Scumbag Brain

hey, you know what your girlfriend will love? call her your ex's name

hey, you know what your girlfriend will love? call her your ex's name   Scumbag Brain

Wakes you up three times before your alarm goes off to make sure you don't miss it Sleeps through alarm

Wakes you up three times before your alarm goes off to make sure you don't miss it Sleeps through alarm   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you seem pretty stressed I bet some acne will help with that

Hey, you seem pretty stressed I bet some acne will help with that   Scumbag Brain

Oh, so you hate this song? Don't worry, i will remember it.

Oh, so you hate this song? Don't worry, i will remember it.  Scumbag Brain

Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway

Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway  Scumbag Brain

You've practiced this a million times? Oh, let's screw up when you try to show someone

You've practiced this a million times? Oh, let's screw up when you try to show someone  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just brushed your teeth? I'm Hungry

Oh, you just brushed your teeth? I'm Hungry  Scumbag Brain

Completely awake between classes Falling asleep during class

Completely awake between classes Falling asleep during class  Scumbag Brain