Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway

Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway - Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway  Scumbag Brain

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Am I the only one who this happens to?

SOMEONE TALKING TO YOU ABOUT A REALLY SERIOUS ISSUE? PROBABLY A GOOD TIME TO START SMILING FOR NO REASON

Happens all the time

OH, THAT'S A REALLY GREAT SONG! LET'S LISTEN TO IT A THOUSAND TIMES UNTIL WE HATE IT FOREVER

Scumbag brain, scum bagging every night...

SITTING ON COUCH: CAN'T STAY AWAKE LYING IN BED: WON'T GO TO SLEEP

Yeah of course...! Wait did I...?!

DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR?  ARE YOU SURE... ?

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YOU JUST READ THAT WHOLE PAGE? DAMN MAN, I TOTALLY BLANKED OUT, BETTER RE-READ IT

Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around 1 Am

Gets inspired to work out, study hard, and turn my life around 1 Am

you have object in one hand and food in the other makes you eat object

you have object in one hand and food in the other  makes you eat object

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

Notices you're standing close to the edge of a very high place and don't want to fall Makes your legs shake

Notices you're standing close to the edge of a very high place and don't want to fall Makes your legs shake

Oh, you just drank an absurd amount of alcohol and went to bed at 4am? Let's wake up at 7:30

Oh, you just drank an absurd amount of alcohol and went to bed at 4am? Let's wake up at 7:30
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