Schrute

Yep. That's right.

GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES? FALSE. GOD HELPS THOSE WHO CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES. Schrute

Give them away

YOU CAN'T GIVE BACK YOUR KIDS ? I TAKE NONE, NO NOT A ONE. Schrute

sunburn !!

WHEN U GO TO SUNBURN U THINK U R ENJOYING D GROOVES BUT U R BUSY VIDEOGRAPHING IT.!! Schrute

Sunburn !!

WHEN YOU GO TO A SUNBURN YOU THINK U R ENJOYING IT BUT U R BUSY TAKING ITS VIDEO ALL D TYM Schrute

Let it go!

IF YOU'RE STILL MAD AT ME... DON'T BE! Schrute

thats just false

BRITTNIE ISN'T GOING TO WIN? FALSE. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE FOR HER. Schrute

Actually not starstruck

FALSE, ASTEROIDS AND COMETS ARE NOT STARS Schrute

Miami Heat fans from 2010, 2011

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I WAS BORN IN MIAMI. Schrute

r u serious

R U SERIOUS WHEN U SAY DAT SKRILLEX MAKE FKNG SHIT ? Schrute

Soul Charge Too Stronk

YOU KILLED STAR EATER? FALSE, I HAVE SOUL CHARGE Schrute