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LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? FALSE. YOU NEED WATER AND RATIONS.
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Fact: You don't "believe" in evolution. you accept it.
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Do you have a date for Valentines Day? Yes. February 14th
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"i'm sexy and i know it" False. sex appeal is subjective
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"There's Women's Studies but no Men's Studies? False. Men's Studies is called history
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"Life always gives you another chance. It's called 'tomorrow'" False. the end of your life will result in a discernable lack of tomorrow.
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Fact: No one has ever gotten laid using the phrase "the narwhal bacons at midnight."
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"I had countless memorable nights in 2011..." False. You could have only had 365 memorable nights in 2011 - You can count to 365.
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christmas is a holiday created for a time to be with family! False. it was created by roman pagans as a week long period of lawlessness
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Santa used rudolph's bright red nose to guide him through the fog. False. The red light would reflect off the fog and further impair visibility
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