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where the hell she is

MY GRANDMOTHER STARTED WALKING FIVE MILES A DAY WHEN SHE WAS SIXTY.  SHE'S NINETNOW, AND WE DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL SHE IS. Reddit Alien

TIL THAT

IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH YOUR FRIEND'S BOOB AND SHE LOOKS AT YOU AND SMILES  IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE THE SHIT AND  SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU Reddit Alien

They probably won't care.

CONSERVATIVE IDEOLOGY IS A BACKWARDS WAY OF THINKING I'M GOING TO HAVE MY KID PLAY ALL MY OLD NINTENDO GAMES Reddit Alien

ABA FUn Ctional

 ABA: WE PUT THE 'FUN'  IN FUNCTIONAL Reddit Alien

Fun Ctional

 WE PUT THE 'FUN'  IN FUNCTIONAL Reddit Alien

Fun Ctional

WE PU THE 'FUN' IN FUNCTIONAL Reddit Alien

My horse picks

MY PICKS DON'T ALWAYS WIN.... BUT, WHEN THEY DO, I SURE LOOK SMART (OR DO I?) Reddit Alien

leave ourselves

WE LEAVE A LITTLE OF OURSELVES EVERYWHERE WE HAVE BEEN.  Reddit Alien

We have been

A PART OF US REMAINS WHEREVER WE HAVE BEEN. Reddit Alien

To my kind of ex-husband

IT WAS OK GROWING SORT OF OLD WITH YOU. I GUESS.  HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! Reddit Alien