Paranoid Parrot

Received homemade goodies in snack exchange. Secret Santa is trying to poison me!

Received homemade goodies in snack exchange. Secret Santa is trying to poison me!  Paranoid Parrot

GROUP OF PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU

GROUP OF PEOPLE LAUGHING NEARBY THEY'RE LAUGHING AT YOU  Paranoid Parrot

foot hanging off side of bed monsters will eat it

foot hanging off side of bed monsters will eat it  Paranoid Parrot

whole house to myself sleep with lights on

whole house to myself sleep with lights on  Paranoid Parrot

haven't heard from depression dog in awhile dear god, he's finally done it!

haven't heard from depression dog in awhile dear god, he's finally done it!  Paranoid Parrot

splashback from dump in public toilet just got AIds

splashback from dump in public toilet just got AIds  Paranoid Parrot

belt slaps urinal it's trash now

belt slaps urinal it's trash now  Paranoid Parrot

Kitchen cooks laughing They spit in my food

Kitchen cooks laughing They spit in my food  Paranoid Parrot

Fall asleep in bed with cell phone next to head Cancer

Fall asleep in bed with cell phone next to head Cancer  Paranoid Parrot

Lock eyes with instructor during test They think i'm cheating

Lock eyes with instructor during test They think i'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot