Jackass Boyfriend

"I can't talk right now babe, I'm at work" spends the rest of the day on Reddit and Facebook

GIANT BUTT PLUG

GETS A

"STOP PRESSURING ME"

TELLS HIM YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX MORE OFTEN

SHE'S ANNOYING AND HAS PROBLEMS

GIRLFRIEND CRIES HERSELF TO SLEEP SHE'S ANNOYING AND HAS PROBLEMS Jackass Boyfriend

"BABE YOU ARE PMSING RIGHT NOW"

ACTS LIKE A DOUCHEBAG

"THAT MAKES ME FEEL UNMANLY"

TELLS HIM YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX MORE OFTEN

SPENDS THE REST OF THE DAY ON FACEBOOK AND BRAZZERS

BLOCKS ALL HOT GUYS ON YOUR FACEBOOK

GETS YOU A JELLYFISH KIDS NECKLACE

FIRST CHRISTMAS TOGHETER GETS YOU A JELLYFISH KIDS NECKLACE Jackass Boyfriend

LEAVES AFTER 10 MINUTES BECASUE HE'S HUNGRY

GIRLFRIEND HOSPITALIZED LEAVES AFTER 10 MINUTES BECASUE HE'S HUNGRY Jackass Boyfriend