Hawkward

"what's your daughters name?" It's a boy with long hair

pocket-dial forever alone guy he stays on the line for two hours, waiting for someone to speak

pocket-dial forever alone guy he stays on the line for two hours, waiting for someone to speak  Hawkward

you tell friend about a mutual friend's party friend didn't get invited

you tell friend about a mutual friend's party friend didn't get invited  Hawkward

Embracing the girl of your dreams for a hug INSTANT BONER.

Embracing the girl of your dreams for a hug INSTANT BONER.  Hawkward

On First date make joke about cancer Her mom died of breast cancer

On First date make joke about cancer Her mom died of breast cancer  Hawkward

Walk in on some guy jacking off He doesn't stop

Walk in on some guy jacking off He doesn't stop  Hawkward

Ask if you can borrow a man's chair for your presentation Realize He's sitting in a wheel chair

Ask if you can borrow a man's chair for your presentation Realize He's sitting in a wheel chair  Hawkward

Tell rape joke the person you told it to really was raped

Tell rape joke the person you told it to really was raped  Hawkward

"When's the baby due?" she's not pregnant

go to a halloween party as a ghost most of the people are black

go to a halloween party as a ghost most of the people 
are black  Hawkward