Aristocat

Fuckery afoot

 THERE IS FUCKERY AFOOT. Aristocat

St Vitus Aristocat

JEEVES, RETRIEVE THE        ST VITUS ALBUM I WISH TO EDUCATE MONEY DOG OF LONELINESS, DEPRESSION, DRUGS, AND DEATH Aristocat

Couch Vomit

CARSON, CREATE SOME SPACE ON THE COUCH. I WISH TO VOMIT UPON IT.  Aristocat

Sinclaire, invite some strangers over

SINCLAIRE, INVITE A BUNCH OF STRANGERS OVER AT ONCE I WISH TO SCURRY AWAY AND HIDE IN FEAR Aristocat

Bring the car

GEOFFREY, BRING THE CAR AROUND. I WISH TO SLEEP BENEATH IT. Aristocat

smithers drama

SMITHERS, LOG ME INTO THE FACEBOOK I DESIRE ATTENTION BY POSTING DRAMA ABOUT HATING DRAMA Aristocat

Sherlock the Cat

WATSON, BRING ME WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING.     I WANT TO SIT ON IT.     Aristocat

Thunder rolls

KATHERINE, IS THAT THUNDER I HEAR? I BELIEVE I SHALL VISIT THE SPACE BENEATH YOUR BED FOR A TIME Aristocat

Tail chaser

JEEVES, DON'T BE FOOLISH THAT IS NOT MY TAIL I AM CHASING Aristocat

Sleep on plastic bag

KATHERINE, FETCH ME A BLANKET PUT IT NEAR THE PLASTIC BAG I SLEEP UPON Aristocat