You blew up a death star, huh Lando? Yeah, I was doing that before it got mainstream.

You blew up a death star, huh Lando? Yeah, I was doing that before it got mainstream. - You blew up a death star, huh Lando? Yeah, I was doing that before it got mainstream.  Hipster Luke Skywalker

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Yeah, this is my dad's old lightsaber It's vintage.

Yeah, this is my dad's old lightsaber It's vintage.

We used to bullseye womp rats in our T-16's back on Tattooine. So, you know. Before any of you guys were doing it.

We used to bullseye womp rats in our T-16's back on Tattooine. So, you know. Before any of you guys were doing it.

Northface sleeping bag? I prefer sleeping in Tauntans.

Northface sleeping bag? I prefer sleeping in Tauntans.

claims to care quickly forgets about murdered aunt and uncle

claims to  care quickly forgets about murdered aunt and uncle

Yeah, turning to the dark side was cool... Back when my dad was doing it.

Yeah, turning to the dark side was cool... Back when my dad was doing it.

You blew up a death star, huh Lando? Yeah, I was doing that before it got mainstream.

You blew up a death star, huh Lando? Yeah, I was doing that before it got mainstream.

Makes out with sister. Before it gets mainstream.

Makes out with sister. Before it gets mainstream.

I saw the Cantina Band... ...before they were cool.

I saw the Cantina Band... ...before they were cool.

I dont always buy power converters... but when i do, I shop from Tosche Station

I dont always buy power converters... but when i do, I shop from Tosche Station

So leia is my sister? I'd still fuck her.

So leia is my sister? I'd still fuck her.
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