"don't take your car to the garage, I can fix it" breaks your car even more in the process.

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"I can't talk right now babe, I'm at work" spends the rest of the day on Reddit and Facebook

his last girlfriend cheated on him takes his jealousy and trust issues out on you

his last girlfriend cheated on him takes his jealousy and trust issues out on you

says he wants a girlfriend actually wants a new mommy

says he wants a girlfriend actually wants a new mommy

i want a blowjob hasn't returned the favor in a month

i want a blowjob hasn't returned the favor in a month

you initiate sex, but he's not "in the mood," and you just accept it and go to bed. when you're not "in the mood," he takes it as a personal rejection and gets all huffy.

you initiate sex, but he's not

has slept with 6 girls before you gets upset when you admit to sleeping with one guy before him

has slept with 6 girls before you gets upset when you admit to sleeping with one guy before him

marries you and stays by your side for 25 years one day, out of the blue, he announces that he's leaving you for good in order to "find himself"

marries you and stays by your side for 25 years one day, out of the blue, he announces that he's leaving you for good in order to

you want to wait for marriage; he tells you it's ok and he understands cheats on you

you want to wait for marriage; he tells you it's ok and he understands cheats on you

dates you for six months and then breaks up with you facebook official with your best friend within hours

dates you for six months and then breaks up with you facebook official with your best friend within hours

cheats on you blames you

cheats on you blames you
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