The bad news is, we found out what happened to your wife. The good news is... She's still alive! No, I just saved tons of money on car insurance, by switching to Geico.

The bad news is, we found out what happened to your wife. The good news is... She's still alive! No, I just saved tons of money on car insurance, by switching to Geico. - The bad news is, we found out what happened to your wife. The good news is... She's still alive! No, I just saved tons of money on car insurance, by switching to Geico.  Inceptionurl

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Hey can I borrow your phone to call my wife? Sure, just hit redial

Hey can I borrow your phone to call my wife? Sure, just hit redial

How do you filet a fly? I don't know. How? Unzip the zipper and let the bone fall out.

How do you filet a fly? I don't know. How? Unzip the zipper and let the bone fall out.

Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father he told me you are my father curse you Obi-wan

Obi-wan never told you what happened to your father he told me you are my father curse you Obi-wan

and then philip durgan took my home one too. what a scammer philip durgan? thats my name

and then philip durgan took my home one too. what a scammer philip durgan? thats my name

The bad news is, we found out what happened to your wife. The good news is... She's still alive! No, I just saved tons of money on car insurance, by switching to Geico.

The bad news is, we found out what happened to your wife. The good news is... She's still alive! No, I just saved tons of money on car insurance, by switching to Geico.

what did you say your name was again? Daygon John

what did you say your name was again? Daygon John

Your muscles are made of small fibers inside smaller fibers?

Your muscles are made of small fibers inside smaller fibers?

What do you know? I won Second place in the games. That's nice. I got First. Ass!

What do you know?  I won Second place in the games. That's nice.  I got First. Ass!

It is a beautiful thing, uncensored is. Even the racial slurs?

 It is a beautiful thing, uncensored is. Even the racial slurs?

So, are you coming to watch my documentary after Renal conference? I would, but I'm so behind! You don't care about the polar bears? I do, but... Free food...

So, are you coming to watch my documentary after Renal conference? I would, but I'm so behind! You don't care about the polar bears? I do, but... Free food...
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