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Want to be a pilot? You should crash into the twin towers.

Want to be a pilot? You should crash into the twin towers. - Want to be a pilot? You should crash into the twin towers. Bad Influence Josh
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Was going to give jodie Foster flowers. She wants something much bigger than that, Mr. Hinckley.

Was going to give jodie Foster flowers. She wants something much bigger than that, Mr. Hinckley.
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Was going to invest Martha Stewart encouraged him to sell

Was going to invest Martha Stewart encouraged him to sell
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Want to go to the mall? But Magic Johnson still needs a partner for bloody knuckles!

Want to go to the mall? But Magic Johnson still needs a partner for bloody knuckles!
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Wanted everyone to like me. Gilbert Gottfried encouraged me to make jokes about Japan.

Wanted everyone to like me. Gilbert Gottfried encouraged me to make jokes about Japan.
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Want to be a firefighter? Anthony Weiner is looking for a new photographer.

Want to be a firefighter? Anthony Weiner is looking for a new photographer.
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Want to be a teacher? I hear it's a very rewarding life.

Want to be a teacher? I hear it's a very rewarding life.
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You want to be a singer, amy winehouse? trust me, you should try some of this stuff

You want to be a singer, amy winehouse? trust me, you should try some of this stuff
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Was gonna drink my own piss No, r kelly, just do it on a minor

Was gonna drink my own piss No, r kelly, just do it on a minor
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Wanted to be a carpenter. Bill Clinton encouraged me to specialize in desks.

Wanted to be a carpenter. Bill Clinton encouraged me to specialize in desks.
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Want to be a pilot? You should crash into the twin towers.

Want to be a pilot? You should crash into the twin towers.
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