I thought it would be funny to say "Bitch, make me a sandwich" She left me

Put a bottle rocket in my ass because the guys thought it would be awesome just got out of the hospital after several skin grafts and an artificial anus

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They always say the 3rd times the charm I already had 2 felonies

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got drunk and wanted to party killed a family of 4 when I lost control of my car

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Shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain Drain clogged and now i am standing in a pool of shit water

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My dog would not stop barking so i gave it a small kick just killed my best friend

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I thought it would be funny to say "Bitch, make me a sandwich" She left me

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was really horny and decided to taste my own semen now i know what semen tastes like

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Sent her a pic of my penis She turned me in to the police

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I thought it would be funny to say "Bitch, make me a sandwich" She left me

Put a bottle rocket in my ass because the guys thought it would be awesome just got out of the hospital after several skin grafts and an artificial anus

They always say the 3rd times the charm I already had 2 felonies

got drunk and wanted to party killed a family of 4 when I lost control of my car

Shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain Drain clogged and now i am standing in a pool of shit water

My dog would not stop barking so i gave it a small kick just killed my best friend

I thought it would be funny to say "Bitch, make me a sandwich" She left me

was really horny and decided to taste my own semen now i know what semen tastes like

Sent her a pic of my penis She turned me in to the police

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