fuck. she's such a trick

fuck. she's such a trick - fuck. she's such a trick  Don Draper - O.G.

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herp derp. get it? I'm a woman with an opinion.

herp derp. get it? I'm a woman with an opinion.

i'm sry i couldn't hear your hippie bullshit over the sound of my check clearing

i'm sry i couldn't hear your hippie bullshit over the sound of my check clearing

herp derp. get it? i'm a woman with an opinion.

herp derp. get it? i'm a woman with an opinion.

cannabis cigars, firewater, misbehaving dames. all day urr day.

cannabis cigars, firewater, misbehaving dames. all day urr day.

honey, I know why you crashed the truck... because there isn't a road between here and the kitchen.

honey, I know why you crashed the truck... because there isn't a road between here and the kitchen.

note to self: design unavoidable digital advertising that tells target audience "congratulations! you've won!"

note to self: design unavoidable digital advertising that tells target audience

Next thing I know you'll be telling me something stupid like "Don, we can't keep this vodka filled swimming pool in the basement of sterling cooper"

Next thing I know you'll be telling me something stupid like

i've got it... first, we sell them mittens for dirt cheap - then we make better mittens with individual finger pockets and sell them at a 50% markup. we'll call them "gloves"

i've got it... first, we sell them mittens for dirt cheap - then we make better mittens with individual finger pockets and sell them at a 50% markup. 

we'll call them

fuck. she's such a trick

fuck. she's such a trick

see honey, this is why i hate broadway... everyone knows jews can't multitask. "herp derp i'm on my roof, herp derp i'm playing a musical instrument." pffft, yeah right.

see honey, this is why i hate broadway...  everyone knows jews can't multitask.
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