You are like a prize winning camel! I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

You are like a prize winning camel! I don't know whether to mount you or eat you. - You are like a prize winning camel! I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.  Pakistani Pickup Line Pro

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That burqa is very becoming on you. If I were that burqua, I would be coming on you too.

That burqa is very becoming on you. If I were that burqua, I would be coming on you too.

If I jump on your back Will you beat me off?

If I jump on your back Will you beat me off?

What has 148 teeth and holds back all the might of Mohammad? My zipper.

What has 148 teeth and holds back all the might of Mohammad? My zipper.

Would you like to fuck at the Ramadan party? What's wrong? You don't like Ramadan?

Would you like to fuck at the Ramadan party? What's wrong?  You don't like Ramadan?

You are like a prize winning camel! I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

You are like a prize winning camel! I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

I truly love every bone in your body. Especially mine.

I truly love every bone in your body. Especially mine.

Let's kiss like Australians. It's just a normal kiss, but you go down under.

Let's kiss like Australians. It's just a normal kiss, but you go down under.

do you enjoy fruit? here, suck this. it's a peach.

do you enjoy fruit? here, suck this.  it's a peach.

Excuse me but can you tell me if this burqa smells like chloroform?

Excuse me but can you tell me  if this burqa smells like chloroform?

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my van and spread the word.

The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my van and spread the word.
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