-    Mixed Advice Mallard

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mom orders pizza? ask for pepperoni and anchovies

mom orders pizza? ask for pepperoni and anchovies

if you go in the water you die

if you go in the water you die

If you have a sexual dream about somebody other than your girlfriend? Try r/spacedicks

If you have a sexual dream about somebody other than your girlfriend? Try r/spacedicks

It's just a list of phone numbers No need to worry

It's just a list of phone numbers No need to worry

Need to dry off your pet after a bath? try cocaine

Need to dry off your pet after a bath?
 try cocaine

about to have sex but out of condoms? cocaine

about to have sex but out of condoms? cocaine

gee you're boring

gee you're boring

you're not cool

you're not cool

If you need to get into a lane, cut in front of the car with children inside the driver will stop immediately because they are concerned with the children's safety

If you need to get into a lane, cut in front of the car with children inside the driver will stop immediately because they are concerned with the children's safety
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