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I don't always take interest in mortal affairs. But when I do, There are fifteen new demigods.

I don't always do things right But when I do people aren't sure I've done anything at all

Your girlfriend doesn't always orgasm But when she does, it's my name she cries out

I don't always perform miracles But when I do, it's my sons face in a dogs butthole

I don't always close a door But when I do I open a window

I dont always appear But when I do everyone makes a new religion and gives me a new name

I don't always create religions But when I do i give each one a separate "off day" so i get a 3-day weekend.

I don't always do things In fact I can't because I am not real

I don't always take interest in mortal affairs. But when I do, There are fifteen new demigods.

I don't always rest But when I do it's on the seventh day

I don't always send my only son to earth But when I do he dies a horrible death.

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