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no man shall heal the sick without confirmation that the patient's insurance covers the necessary procedures

no man shall heal the sick without confirmation that the patient's insurance covers the necessary procedures - no man shall heal the sick without confirmation that the patient's insurance covers the necessary procedures Economy God
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taxes are evil but if the government insists on collecting them, no reason you can't profit from it as a defense contractor who charges $435 for a hammer

taxes are evil but if the government insists on collecting them, no reason you can't profit from it as a defense contractor who charges $435 for a hammer
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I will save your soul in a money market mutual fund and reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest and it's gone.

I will save your soul in a money market mutual fund and reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest and it's gone.
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no man shall heal the sick without confirmation that the patient's insurance covers the necessary procedures

no man shall heal the sick without confirmation that the patient's insurance covers the necessary procedures
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thou shalt not feed the poor it makes them harder to enslave

thou shalt not feed the poor it makes them harder to enslave
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Care for the old, and the weak by making deep cuts to social security now so that you don't have to make small adjustments in 30 years

Care for the old, and the weak by making deep cuts to social security now so that you don't have to make small adjustments in 30 years
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Manna from heaven will trickle down upon you if you lower the effective tax rate of the wealthiest 1%

Manna from heaven will trickle down upon you if you lower the effective tax rate of the wealthiest 1%
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thou shalt not touch my medicare unless you replace it with a private voucher system that makes health insurance unaffordable for most seniors

thou shalt not touch my medicare unless you replace it with a private voucher system that makes health insurance unaffordable for most seniors
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And on the 6th day he created derivatives and behold, it was very good...for quarterly profits. For people who lost their pensions not so much.

And on the 6th day he created derivatives and behold, it was very good...for quarterly profits. For people who lost their pensions not so much.
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thou shalt not steal unless such theft was explicitly stated, or implicitly stated, or hinted at vaguely, in the fine print of the 147 page financial agreement you signed in order to receive a free towel at the game

thou shalt not steal unless such theft was explicitly stated, or implicitly stated, or hinted at vaguely, in the fine print of the 147 page financial agreement you signed in order to receive a free towel at the game
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It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who has bad credit to enter the kingdom of god

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who has bad credit to enter the kingdom of god
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