"I'll call you back in 5 minutes" Calls back half hour later, still doesn't have stats

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Claims grades are more important than the sport you're in. scolds you for not going to practice to finish homework

Claims grades are more important than the sport you're in. scolds you for not going to practice to finish homework

Can't make son's wedding Gotta get a $5 Footlong

Can't make son's wedding Gotta get a $5 Footlong

"I'll call you back in 5 minutes" Calls back half hour later, still doesn't have stats

"Sprint until the end of this song" Plays "Do You Feel Like We Do" by Peter Frampton

Knows your legs hurt from last practice makes you run a mile anyway

Knows your legs hurt from last practice  makes you run a mile anyway

Overcomes years of hardships and discrimination to finally achieve his dream of becoming an NFL coach Trades, releases and benches three black QBs so the rich white guy can play

Overcomes years of hardships and discrimination to finally achieve his dream of becoming an NFL coach Trades, releases and benches three black QBs so the rich white guy can play

oh you're a punter? anything else?

oh you're a punter? anything else?

Finds out Asst. coach rapes children Doesn't Tell the police

Finds out Asst. coach rapes children Doesn't Tell the police

up by 77 at the half keeps starters in

up by 77 at the half keeps starters in
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