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Spray cologne directly onto your butthole It stops the smell before it starts

Spray cologne directly onto your butthole It stops the smell before it starts - Spray cologne directly onto your butthole It stops the smell before it starts Misc
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Running late for a flight? Call in a bomb threat, that will hold it up

Running late for a flight? Call in a bomb threat, that will hold it up
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Ever Notice how epa estimates for highway mpg is higher than city mpg? Drive highway speeds in the city. That will save you a bunch of gas

Ever Notice how epa estimates for highway mpg is higher than city mpg? Drive highway speeds in the city. That will save you a bunch of gas
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want to make your computer start up faster? delete system 32

want to make your computer start up faster? delete system 32
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Can't find your lube? Just use purell instead

Can't find your lube? Just use purell instead
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Have Ice on the windshield? Throw a bucket of hot water on it!

Have Ice on the windshield? Throw a bucket of hot water on it!
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Have to sing for an audition? drink milk right before hand, it helps you sing better

Have to sing for an audition? drink milk right before hand, it helps you sing better
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want to show a cop who's boss? tell him, "You can't arrest me!"

want to show a cop who's boss? tell him,
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Spray cologne directly onto your butthole It stops the smell before it starts

Spray cologne directly onto your butthole It stops the smell before it starts
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Single Redditor looking for a soulmate? Try Christianmingle.com

Single Redditor looking for a soulmate? Try Christianmingle.com
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IF YOU WANT up to date information about GLOBAL WARMING check out r/gore

IF YOU WANT up to date information about GLOBAL WARMING check out r/gore
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