remember that project that's due in three months? you have three days or the company's dead

remember that project that's due in three months? you have three days or the company's dead - remember that project that's due in three months? you have three days or the company's dead  Overoptimistic Product Manager

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I prioritized the product plan Everything is high priority

I prioritized the product plan Everything is high priority

I told them we can do it in an hour We can do it in an hour, right?

I told them we can do it in an hour We can do it in an hour, right?

I'm so busy Keeping track of all the work you're doing

I'm so busy Keeping track of all the work you're doing

I got an idea for QA We can let the users test it, and call it a beta

I got an idea for QA We can let the users test it, and call it a beta

remember that project that's due in three months? you have three days or the company's dead

remember that project that's due in three months? you have three days or the company's dead

Wants Product finished yesterday Provides no spec documentation

Wants Product finished yesterday Provides no spec documentation

You know those extra tests we had you add to the hotfix that are failing? ignore those and pass it anyway

You know those extra tests we had you add to the hotfix that are failing? ignore those and pass it anyway

You guys done testing my shit yet? Hey look at this meme I made

You guys done testing my shit yet? Hey look at this meme I made

Apparently, reddit has a new ticket system our techs have mastered the interface already

Apparently, reddit has a new ticket system our techs have mastered the interface already

While you still have that code window open... Would you mind renaming all the variable names, function calls, and filenames, real quick?

While you still have that code window open... Would you mind renaming all the variable names, function calls, and filenames, real quick?
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