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Orientation allows for twice as many possibilities for dates is considered unattractive by twice as many people

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Sees acquaintance on street, makes solid eye contact and waves hi Acquaintance walks right by

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Hires a Prostitute just to cuddle

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cute coworker from out of town tells me to call her when I'm in town... "No need! I always stop by the office."

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Cute girl texts me Asks friend what I should say next

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Go to friend's Beach House Lan Party.

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musters up courage to poop in friends house clogs the toilet

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I THINK I'M AN AWESOME ADVICE ANIMAL IS ACTUALLY A SHITTY ADVICE ANIMAL

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Dude she definitely likes you Rejected

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Presses 0 to skip menu and talk to a real person is hung up on

Orientation allows for twice as many possibilities for dates is considered unattractive by twice as many people

Sees acquaintance on street, makes solid eye contact and waves hi Acquaintance walks right by

Presses 0 to skip menu and talk to a real person is hung up on

Hires a Prostitute just to cuddle

cute coworker from out of town tells me to call her when I'm in town... "No need! I always stop by the office."

Cute girl texts me Asks friend what I should say next

Go to friend's Beach House Lan Party.

musters up courage to poop in friends house clogs the toilet

I THINK I'M AN AWESOME ADVICE ANIMAL IS ACTUALLY A SHITTY ADVICE ANIMAL

Dude she definitely likes you Rejected

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