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I don't always profess to know what God wants But when I do, it's for my own agenda

I don't always profess to know what God wants But when I do, it's for my own agenda - I don't always profess to know what God wants But when I do, it's for my own agenda Tim Macindoe I dont always
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I don't always profess to know what God wants But when I do, it's for my own agenda

I don't always profess to know what God wants But when I do, it's for my own agenda
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I don't always profess to know what God wants Just jokes, I totes do

I don't always profess to know what God wants Just jokes, I totes do
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Separation of church and state? Not in god's plan

Separation of church and state? Not in god's plan
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Considers supporting equality Not in God's plan

Considers supporting equality Not in God's plan
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I don't always give the same speech twice But when I do, I look a bigger tool the second time

I don't always give the same speech twice But when I do, I look a bigger tool the second time
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I don't always vote National But when I do, it's for Tim Macindoe

I don't always vote National But when I do, it's for Tim Macindoe
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You shall not offer anything with its testes bruised or crushed or torn or cut, for they are mutilated and have a defect; they shall not be accepted in your favour (Lev 22.21)". Fuck.

You shall not offer anything with its testes bruised or crushed or torn or cut, for they are mutilated and have a defect; they shall not be accepted in your favour (Lev 22.21)
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"And yea, the battle was won; blood flowed upon the plain like a flood. And then did Beowulf say - " hELL. wHEN DO WE GET TO THE BIT WHERE ERIC bLOODAXE BETRAYS Jesus?
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How do I know marriage was instituted 'as-is' by God? It says right here, just by this bit about how to maintain your wives.

How do I know marriage was instituted 'as-is' by God? It says right here, just by this bit about how to maintain your wives.
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How do I *know* what God wants? His many voices in my head constantly inform me.

How do I *know* what God wants? His many voices in my head constantly inform me.
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