I don't always drink beer naked but when I do, I prefer to be hammered

I don't always drink beer naked but when I do, I prefer to be hammered - I don't always drink beer naked but when I do, I prefer to be hammered  TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld

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I don't always lose pennies in my house But when i do, i find them with my vacuum

I don't always lose pennies in my house But when i do, i find them with my vacuum

I don't always point out incorrect grammar in posts But when i do i spend 5 minutes checking my response to confirm mine is correct and still end up getting somethign wrong

I don't always point out incorrect grammar in posts But when i do i spend 5 minutes checking my response to confirm mine is correct and still end up getting somethign wrong

I don't always ask for consent But when i do, I don't wait to hear the answer.

I don't always ask for consent But when i do,  I don't wait to hear the answer.

I don't always gain stat boosts from pokemon moves But when i do, the battle ends

I don't always gain stat boosts from pokemon moves But when i do, the battle ends

I don't always drink beer naked but when I do, I prefer to be hammered

I don't always drink beer naked but when I do, I prefer to be hammered

I don't always lose at video games but when I do, asshole bitch shit fuck piss crap damn it fucking little bitch.

I don't always lose at video games but when I do, asshole bitch shit fuck piss crap damn it fucking little bitch.

I don't always Tidy my room and alphabetise my dvd collection But when i do, i am supposed to be doing an important assignment due the next day

I don't always Tidy my room and alphabetise my dvd collection  But when i do, i am supposed to be doing an important assignment due the next day

I don't always laugh when people die But when i do, I prefer Hugo Chavez

I don't always laugh when people die But when i do, I prefer Hugo Chavez

I don't always take naps But when i do, I make sure i'm ridiculously angry at everyone afterwards

I don't always take naps But when i do, I make sure i'm ridiculously angry at everyone afterwards

I don't always use the internet But when i do, i prefer tres equis

I don't always use the internet But when i do, i prefer tres equis
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