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Accidentally kisses crush who has me friendzoned with benefits! unexpected sexytime says she still just wants to be friends

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Goes to pharmacy looking gross and sick Says she wants to make me feel better Cute pharmacist gives me her number I ask "why do i need this?"

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Shovels snow for car behind my own to not appear like a douche She upvotes it and comments Car owned by cute neighbor, invites me in and gives me her number Immediately runs home and posts a meme about it to reddit

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go to high school reunion party in giant sweatshirt and no makeup IS hot now Hook up with guy I've had a secret crush on since the 5th grade ...because I thought he looked like Ron Weasley

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Goes to pharmacy looking gross and sick Says she wants to make me feel better Cute pharmacist gives me her number I ask "why?"

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girlfriend's junk gets fucked up during vigorous shagging... ..and tells you "next time more anal." ..because big dick. she ends up with a bad UTI...

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see a woman bent over with hot ass jutting out a hot female friend of ours she's my wife giving head to someone else

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I don't want to go to school; I'm not capable or worthy. I'm wasting my time and money for a career I will never be able to maintain... LIFE = AWESOME!!!! I have this GREAT IDEA! It's going to be SO awesome and I'm doing so well at school! Fucking awesome

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Accidentally kisses crush who has me friendzoned with benefits! unexpected sexytime says she still just wants to be friends

Goes to pharmacy looking gross and sick Says she wants to make me feel better Cute pharmacist gives me her number I ask "why do i need this?"

KILL ME

Shovels snow for car behind my own to not appear like a douche She upvotes it and comments Car owned by cute neighbor, invites me in and gives me her number Immediately runs home and posts a meme about it to reddit

go to high school reunion party in giant sweatshirt and no makeup IS hot now Hook up with guy I've had a secret crush on since the 5th grade ...because I thought he looked like Ron Weasley

Goes to pharmacy looking gross and sick Says she wants to make me feel better Cute pharmacist gives me her number I ask "why?"

girlfriend's junk gets fucked up during vigorous shagging... ..and tells you "next time more anal." ..because big dick. she ends up with a bad UTI...

see a woman bent over with hot ass jutting out a hot female friend of ours she's my wife giving head to someone else

I don't want to go to school; I'm not capable or worthy. I'm wasting my time and money for a career I will never be able to maintain... LIFE = AWESOME!!!! I have this GREAT IDEA! It's going to be SO awesome and I'm doing so well at school! Fucking awesome

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