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fresh out of lube ? try dish soap

fresh out of lube ? try dish soap - fresh out of lube ? try dish soap Bad-Advice Mallard
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Want to find the largest penis in the world? bend over! what? ducks have giant penises, look it up.

Want to find the largest penis in the world? bend over! what? ducks have giant penises, look it up.
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Foot Fell asleep? stamp your foot on the floor a couple of times for instant relief

Foot Fell asleep? stamp your foot on the floor a couple of times for instant relief
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If you can't decide if you should masturbate masturbate first, then decide!

If you can't decide if you should masturbate masturbate first, then decide!
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Computer Problems? Run a powerful magnet over each component to reverse their polarity.

Computer Problems? Run a powerful magnet over each component to reverse their polarity.
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fresh out of lube ? try dish soap

fresh out of lube ? try dish soap
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Have a cup of coffee right before you go to bed at night That way you wake up feeling extra energized

Have a cup of coffee right before you go to bed at night That way you wake up feeling extra energized
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Want someone to love you back? Get a gun and shoot them in the ass. They will confuse fear and andrenaline with love.

Want someone to love you back? Get a gun and shoot them in the ass. They will confuse fear and andrenaline with love.
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Fresh out of lube ? Try dish soap

Fresh out of lube ? Try dish soap
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I propose we support a one month limit on going steady I think It would keep people more able to deal with weird situations And get to know more people I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit He

I propose we support a one month limit on going steady I think It would keep people more able to deal with weird situations And get to know more people I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit He
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