Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? Because you make them out of stupid water you bimbo, put some fruit juice in there

Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? Because you make them out of stupid water you bimbo, put some fruit juice in there - Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? Because you make them out of stupid water you bimbo, put some fruit juice in there  Dr. Steve Brule

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Can't find a roach clip? Just use two pennies, ya turkey!

Can't find a roach clip? Just use two pennies, ya turkey!

Does your milk taste sour? Just check the expiration date dummy!

Does your milk taste sour? Just check the expiration date dummy!

Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? Because you make them out of stupid water you bimbo, put some fruit juice in there

Ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? Because you make them out of stupid water you bimbo, put some fruit juice in there

Tired of your juice separating in the bottle? Just shake it up ya dummy. Separation is natural. For your health

Tired of your juice separating in the bottle? Just shake it up ya dummy. Separation is natural.

For your health

Juice Ya big dummy! For your health

Juice Ya big dummy! For your health

Don't have cable? Just look in your neighbor's window, ya turkey!

Don't have cable? Just look in your neighbor's window, ya turkey!

Ever wonder why your milk's sour? Check the expiration date you dummy

Ever wonder why your milk's sour? Check the expiration date you dummy

Tired of comedy central canceling things? Go to Adult Swim, ya dingus!

Tired of comedy central canceling things? Go to Adult Swim, ya dingus!

You have smelly body parts? Smelly under your arms? In the armpits? just put some vinegar on it! Why didn't you think of that?

You have smelly body parts? Smelly under your arms? In the armpits? just put some vinegar on it! Why didn't you think of that?

will aslo never get my perriod ...or have A DRENGel kick me in the dingus

will aslo never get my perriod ...or have A DRENGel kick me in the dingus
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