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When someone says that they lost 10 pounds I think they've lost money, not weight

When someone says that they lost 10 pounds I think they've lost money, not weight

I can't decide what biscuits to have with my tea

 I can't decide what biscuits to have with my tea

Forgot to filter water before boiling the kettle now my tea tastes slightly funny

Forgot to filter water before boiling the kettle now my tea tastes slightly funny

Selecting my language American flag is being used for 'English'

Selecting my language American flag is being used for 'English'

I wanted to play an old computer game But my computer is too new

I wanted to play an old computer game But my computer is too new

"Omg I love your British accent!" Theres no such thing as a british accent

Selecting country from drop down list Don't know if it's UK, United Kingdom, Britain or England

Selecting country from drop down list Don't know if it's UK, United Kingdom, Britain or England

Went to walk the dog Told me to bugger off.

Went to walk the dog Told me to bugger off.

Biscuit broke and fell into my tea.

 Biscuit broke and fell into my tea.

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