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Did you hear the one about the guy with the peg leg? He stomped around and I forget the rest but your mother sure enjoys my peg leg

Did you hear the one about the guy with the peg leg? He stomped around and I forget the rest but your mother sure enjoys my peg leg - Did you hear the one about the guy with the peg leg? He stomped around and I forget the rest but your mother sure enjoys my peg leg Laughing Sean Connery

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Do you know why they call Wednesday hump-day? I can't remember why but i screwed your mother last Wednesday regardless

Do you know why they call Wednesday hump-day? I can't remember why but i screwed your mother last Wednesday regardless

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What is the sound a cow makes? Well i screwed your mother last night and it is certainly not moo

What is the sound a cow makes? Well i screwed your mother last night and it is certainly not moo

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What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? one's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? one's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore

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Knock knock, who's there? Me, the guy who's been screwing your mother

Knock knock, who's there? Me, the guy who's been screwing your mother

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What hands on job do you never use your hands for? I forget the answer but we can ask you mother she's a handjob expert

What hands on job do you never use your hands for? I forget the answer but we can ask you mother she's a handjob expert

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the peg leg? He stomped around and I forget the rest but your mother sure enjoys my peg leg

Did you hear the one about the guy with the peg leg? He stomped around and I forget the rest but your mother sure enjoys my peg leg

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