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Oh you're cold? Sure I will go pretend to turn the heat up.

Oh you're cold? Sure I will go pretend to turn the heat up. - Oh you're cold? Sure I will go pretend to turn the heat up. the angry waitress
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Shirly Temple? Die.

Shirly Temple? Die.
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Whats on the salad? Its on the fucking menu

Whats on the salad? Its on the fucking menu
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Kid Chicken Fingers? You're over 12 bitch

Kid Chicken Fingers? You're over 12 bitch
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10% Tip? This isn't applebee's.

10% Tip? This isn't applebee's.
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Hot tea? yeah, we have that bitch

Hot tea? yeah, we have that bitch
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Oh you're cold? Sure I will go pretend to turn the heat up.

Oh you're cold? Sure I will go pretend to turn the heat up.
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"put a rush on it"? Sure, let me tell the kitchen to drop their current tickets, and make your food first.
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Oh, I see that you didn't feel my service today was worth more than a dollar tip awesome, and no doubt you'd be super happy to do all that for a buck

Oh, I see that you didn't feel my service today was worth more than a dollar tip awesome, and no doubt you'd be super happy to do all that for a buck
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"What are my side options?" hey genius, try reading that menu i gave you
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Cashing out a ten top, all with separate checks, and all paying with twenties? Do I look like a walking bank to you?

Cashing out a ten top, all with separate checks, and all paying with twenties? Do I look like a walking bank to you?
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