I Told Him There was a tarantula in the kitchen he said "Smite on CD"

I Told Him There was a tarantula in the kitchen he said

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Told him my mother died Asked what loot she dropped

Told him my mother died Asked what loot she dropped

I told him we should get married he said it could compromise security

I told him we should get married he said it could compromise security

I told him to pull out He said "minions have spawned"

I told him to pull out He said

I Told Him There was a tarantula in the kitchen he said "Smite on CD"

I Told Him There was a tarantula in the kitchen he said

I told him I'm late for my period he said "Probably just lag"

I told him I'm late for my period he said

I told him I lost my virginity he said "FIRST BLOOD"

I told him I lost my virginity he said

I told him i'm ill he said i haven't learned heal yet

I told him i'm ill he said i haven't learned heal yet

said he went into incognito mode to buy me a gift "Fuck yeah, Brazzers!"

said he went into incognito mode to buy me a gift

I Asked Him For Help he said "Laaaaaaaaaag"

I Asked Him For Help he said

Told him I was pregnant He said "9 months til minions spawn!"

Told him I was pregnant He said
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