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i don't always get a heart attack but when i do, i delete my browser history before dialing 911

I don't always brush my teeth

I DON'T ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AFTER I use a public restroom but when i do, it's because someone else is in there with me

I don't always fart in public But when I do It's in a huge crowd of people

I don't always shower But when I do It's because I'm about to have sex

I don't always find 3 day old fap juice in my belly button but when i do, i fap before showering anyway

I DON'T ALWAYS pee on the toilet seat bUT WHEN i DO, I put the seat up afterward

I don't always clean up But when i do, I use the vacuum to suck up my farts

I don't always remember to clean out my ears But when I do, it's right after I've removed my earbuds

i don't always get a heart attack but when i do, i delete my browser history before dialing 911

I DON'T ALWAYS pee in the shower bUT WHEN i DO, I'm not even showering

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