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I WILL WAIT 5 minutes after you put me to bed to scream for a glass of water

I WILL WAIT 5 minutes after you put me to bed to scream for a glass of water - I WILL WAIT 5 minutes after you put me to bed to scream for a glass of water Evil Toddler
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Daylight savings time? I'll get up even earlier than normal to really fuck with your mind

Daylight savings time? I'll get up even earlier than normal to really fuck with your mind
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it would be a shame if all your play-doh was... one color

it would be a shame if all your play-doh was... one color
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I WILL SAVE ALL OF MY URINE FOR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHANGING!

I WILL SAVE ALL OF MY URINE FOR RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHANGING!
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I'm going to wait until they paint the wall THen i color all over it with markers

I'm going to wait until they paint the wall THen i color all over it with markers
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Thanks for the stickers mom and dad They'll look great on the car windows

Thanks for the stickers mom and dad They'll look great on the car windows
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I'll just tell them my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip

I'll just tell them my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip
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After I spend my first 12 years sucking the life and money out of my parents I'll complain about how bad they raised me!

After I spend my first 12 years sucking the life and money out of my parents I'll complain about how bad they raised me!
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I'm going to Bite the Nipple that feeds

I'm going to Bite the Nipple that feeds
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I'll pretend to be asleep so then they'll have to carry me to bed

I'll pretend to be asleep so then they'll have to carry me to bed
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Remember when I said I didn't poop? I LIED.

Remember when I said I didn't poop? I LIED.
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