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i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars - i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.

Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.
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"Can you press the button to the 5th floor please?"

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Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang

Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang
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Tide comes in, tide goes out I can explain that

Tide comes in, tide goes out I can explain that
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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because you can save up to 50% on select HP toner cartridges. Only at Staples.

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because you can save up to 50% on select HP toner cartridges. Only at Staples.
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I make science accessible to you stupid fucks

I make science accessible to you stupid fucks
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Religion An alternative to people who can't understand science

Religion An alternative to people who can't understand science
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i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars
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What if I told you life on earth was comprised of the most abundant elements in the universe? why don't you go smoke a bowl and think about that.

What if I told you life on earth was comprised of the most abundant elements in the universe? why don't you go smoke a bowl and think about that.
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If it wasn't for /r/atheism memes I never would have invented science

If it wasn't for /r/atheism memes I never would have invented science
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