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What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand. - What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand. Dirty Joke Dan
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Have you heard the one about the kid with AIDs? It never gets old!

Have you heard the one about the kid with AIDs? It never gets old!
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What do eggs benedict and blowjobs have in common? There 2 things you can't get at home

What do eggs benedict and blowjobs have in common? There 2 things you can't get at home
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What's the difference between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't Peanut Butter my dick up your ass.

What's the difference between Peanut Butter and Jam? I can't Peanut Butter my dick up your ass.
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What does Dracula use for his tea? A used Tampon

What does Dracula use for his tea? A used Tampon
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Have you got pet insurance? cos' im gonna murder that pussy

Have you got pet insurance? cos' im gonna murder that pussy
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What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.
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Have you got pet insurance? cos' im going to murder that pussy

Have you got pet insurance? cos' im going to murder that pussy
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What's red and bubbly and scratches on glass? A baby in a microwave!!!

What's red and bubbly and scratches on glass? A baby in a microwave!!!
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A doe staggers out of the woods: "I'll never do that for 2 bucks again"

A doe staggers out of the woods:
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Have you got pet insurance? cos' im going to murder that pussy Caption 3 goes here

Have you got pet insurance? cos' im going to murder that pussy Caption 3 goes here
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