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I don't always talk to god. But when I do it's in a cave somewhere where no one can see or hear me.

I don't always talk to god. But when I do it's in a cave somewhere where no one can see or hear me. - I don't always talk to god. But when I do it's in a cave somewhere where no one can see or hear me. most interesting mohamad
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I don't always have sex But when I do it's with a nine year old girl

I don't always have sex But when I do it's with a nine year old girl
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I don't always disrespect and enslave women Yes i do, lol

I don't always disrespect and enslave women Yes i do, lol
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I don't always get married But when I do, the women don't have a choice

I don't always get married But when I do, the women don't have a choice
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I don't always show my face But when I do, HOLY SHIT!

I don't always show my face But when I do, HOLY SHIT!
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I don't always start a religion of peace, But when I do, I prefer to spread it via intercontinental conquest.

I don't always start a religion of peace, But when I do, I prefer to spread it via intercontinental conquest.
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Die for me, get 72 virgins Or grapes or whatever I really said

Die for me, get 72 virgins Or grapes or whatever I really said
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I don't always hallucinate in a desert But when I do, I fuck the world up for centuries to come

I don't always hallucinate in a desert But when I do, I fuck the world up for centuries to come
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Have you tried 72 virgins? They're to die for

Have you tried 72 virgins? They're to die for
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I don't always talk to god. But when I do it's in a cave somewhere where no one can see or hear me.

I don't always talk to god. But when I do it's in a cave somewhere where no one can see or hear me.
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chastity is among the highest of virtues ... and when you go to heaven you can fuck all the girls you want

chastity is among the highest of virtues ... and when you go to heaven you can fuck all the girls you want
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