Light is off "Is this lane open?"

Light is off

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Item didn't scan? Tell me again how you think it should be free

Item didn't scan? Tell me again how you think it should be free

Light is off "Is this lane open?"

Light is off

oh only $5? please, i love to count your goddamn pennies

oh only $5? please, i love to count your goddamn pennies

Oh, the weather outside is nice? I bet it is, have a nice day!

Oh, the weather outside is nice? I bet it is, have a nice day!

"Yea we have more. I'll get some from the back." Never Returns

paper or plastic? I'm going to strangle you if you say paper in plastic.

paper or plastic? I'm going to strangle you if you say paper in plastic.

Customer puts basket full of items on lane for me to take out individually. I will murder you in your sleep

Customer puts basket full of items on lane for me to take out individually. I will murder you in your sleep

Can I grab one more thing? sure, get the fuck out of line first

Can I grab one more thing? sure, get the fuck out of line first

Sees you're not serving anyone "Hey you look bored"

Sees you're not serving anyone

You just made this $100 bill? you sir are hilarious

You just made this $100 bill? you sir are hilarious
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