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you want a dna sample to clear my name? fuck you

you want a dna sample to clear my name? fuck you - you want a dna sample to clear my name? fuck you SVU Construction Worker
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Larry Smith? Of course I remember every detail of his employment from two years ago.

Larry Smith? Of course I remember every detail of his employment from two years ago.
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you want a dna sample to clear my name? fuck you

you want a dna sample to clear my name? fuck you
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Sure I'll talk freely to you about a highly suspicious death of an employee without a lawyer

Sure I'll talk freely to you about a highly suspicious death of an employee without a lawyer
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Larry Smith was kind of an oddball. You see, I have a tendancy to follow my employees lives closely. Here are several excerpts from his diary that should give you key insight into his personality.

Larry Smith was kind of an oddball. You see, I have a tendancy to follow my employees lives closely. Here are several excerpts from his diary that should give you key insight into his personality.
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You need to ask me some questions? I'll have to make sure I look busy with my job the whole time we talk

You need to ask me some questions? I'll have to make sure I look busy with my job the whole time we talk
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Sorry Detectives, I'm far too busy to stop what I'm doing and have a 47 second conversation with you to help solve a murder, so I'll work right through our talk.

Sorry Detectives, I'm far too busy to stop what I'm doing and have a 47 second conversation with you to help solve a murder, so I'll work right through our talk.
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Spy Sappin' my sentry

Spy Sappin' my sentry
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fuck niggers dey need 2 get bumhole cerleaned an mole scraped off der crack Caption 3 goes here

fuck niggers dey need 2 get bumhole cerleaned an mole scraped off der crack Caption 3 goes here
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I Don't know how to do your job But my book says your doing it wrong

I Don't know how to do your job But my book says your doing it wrong
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my poo isn't properly better drink my own piss

my poo isn't properly better drink my own piss
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