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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm gonna fuck you with a rake - Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm gonna fuck you with a rake PhyschoConor
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Mary had a Little Lamb And a tight Vagina

Mary had a Little Lamb And a tight Vagina
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They called me Ginger Beard I called them an ambulance

They called me Ginger Beard I called them an ambulance
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Rozen zijn Rood Viooltjes zijn Blauw IK NEUK JE MET EEN HARK

Rozen zijn Rood Viooltjes zijn Blauw IK NEUK JE MET EEN HARK
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Old people always poke me at weddings saying "You're Next" So I do the same when I start killing hostages in the old folks home

Old people always poke me at weddings saying
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Bought a ticket to Avicii Left after seeing Hardwell

Bought a ticket to Avicii Left after seeing Hardwell
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I like my girls like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke

I like my girls like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke
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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm gonna fuck you with a rake

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I'm gonna fuck you with a rake
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They ignored my friend requests I ignored their cries for mercy

They ignored my friend requests I ignored their cries for mercy
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If theres Grass on the pitch Shave it off and pretend shes younger

If theres Grass on the pitch Shave it off and pretend shes younger
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She laughed when I asked her to dance I laughed when I buried her

She laughed when I asked her to dance I laughed when I buried her
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