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Reports of the number of weekly listeners on your podcast have been greatly exaggerated.

Reports of the number of weekly listeners on your podcast have been greatly exaggerated. - Reports of the number of weekly listeners on your podcast have been greatly exaggerated. Doomed Mark Twain
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"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain
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Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated - Mark Twain, Hiroshima, Japan, August 9, 1945

Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated - Mark Twain, Hiroshima, Japan, August 9, 1945
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say i had a pizza and say i had a vegetable, but i repeat myself - Mark Twain

say i had a pizza and say i had a vegetable, but i repeat myself - Mark Twain
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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress... But, I repeat myself.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress... But, I repeat myself.
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Reports of the number of weekly listeners on your podcast have been greatly exaggerated.

Reports of the number of weekly listeners on your podcast have been greatly exaggerated.
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The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed; and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other people have sprung up and held thei

The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and the Roman followed; and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other people have sprung up and held thei
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"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." -Mark Twain
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I have no special regard for Satan; but, I can at least claim that I have no prejudice against him. It may even be that I lean a little his way, on account of his not having a fair show. All religions issue bibles against him, and say the most injurious

I have no special regard for Satan; but, I can at least claim that I have no prejudice against him. It may even be that I lean a little his way, on account of his not having a fair show. All religions issue bibles against him, and say the most injurious
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I see that you saw that I saw Fuck You!

I see that you saw that I saw Fuck You!
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“Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.” - Mark Twain

“Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.” - Mark Twain
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