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I Don't Always Drink Beer but when I do, I beat my wife and kids

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I Don't Always Drink Beer but when I do, I beat my wife and kids

I don't always get bad grades but when I do, i make a petition to fire the teacher

I dont always let other people use my pipe at parties but when I do, i leave with my pipe before it's out

I don't always get drunk but when I do, i pick fights with everyone

I don't always plant beautiful white trees all over campus but when I do, I make them reek of semen.

I don't always make front page but when I do, I reply to every single comment

I don't always use public restrooms... but when I do, I prefer the handicap stall.

I Don't Always Drink Beer but when I do, I beat my wife and kids

I don't always drive in the left lane but when I do, I drive at least 20 miles under the speed limit

I don't always take your money But when i do, I overcharge you and forget your refund

i don't always apply for software jobs but when I do, it's because i can't cut it in the industry i went to school for

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