When ambien can't sleep it takes him

I don't always speak in monotone Just kidding

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I don't always organize my sock drawer for fun oh wait yes i do

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i don't always ban commenters but when i do, i call them rapist misogynistic poopyheads

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I don't always organize my ties by color Sometimes I organize them by pattern

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I don't always hire illegals to trim my hedges but when I do, i provide them with safety scissors

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i don't always dance but when i do it's the electric slide

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He once said corporations were people because compared to him they are

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When ambien can't sleep it takes him

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i don't always get off the couch But when I do, it's because I need to piss.

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I don't always vote but when I do I vote for the guy Fox News tells me to vote for

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When ambien can't sleep it takes him

I don't always speak in monotone Just kidding

I don't always organize my sock drawer for fun oh wait yes i do

i don't always ban commenters but when i do, i call them rapist misogynistic poopyheads

I don't always organize my ties by color Sometimes I organize them by pattern

I don't always hire illegals to trim my hedges but when I do, i provide them with safety scissors

i don't always dance but when i do it's the electric slide

He once said corporations were people because compared to him they are

When ambien can't sleep it takes him

i don't always get off the couch But when I do, it's because I need to piss.

I don't always vote but when I do I vote for the guy Fox News tells me to vote for

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