you like busty blonde waitresses, eh? shocking. you want your burger medium or well done?

you like busty blonde waitresses, eh? shocking. you want your burger medium or well done? - you like busty blonde waitresses, eh? shocking. you want your burger medium or well done?  Annoyed Waitress Ashley

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you like busty blonde waitresses, eh? shocking. you want your burger medium or well done?

you like busty blonde waitresses, eh? shocking. you want your burger medium or well done?

Split the bill? Between 7 cards? GREAT. Asshole.

Split the bill? Between 7 cards? GREAT. Asshole.

5% tip? of course i'll date you! *sarcasm*

5% tip? of course i'll date you!
*sarcasm*

Don't let the barbie look fool you i am only in between jobs and probably am more educated than you

Don't let the barbie look fool you i am only in between jobs and probably am more educated than you

5 different alterations to one of our dishes? Sure. could have ordered something else, but that would have been too easy.

5 different alterations to one of our dishes? Sure. could have ordered something else, but that would have been too easy.

European customers great, 3 hours of service with no tips

European customers great, 3 hours of service with no tips

Crude comment about my ass leads to pubes in your food care of the mexican cooks in the back

Crude comment about my ass leads to pubes in your food care of the mexican cooks in the back

is it cold in here? good, i'll pretend to turn out down so you'll feel better

is it cold in here? good, i'll pretend to turn out down so you'll feel better

When I tell you we're closing soon It means I have a life too so go eat somewhere else

When I tell you we're closing soon It means I have a life too so go eat somewhere else

The reason I laugh at your bad jokes? I am hoping that you'll leave a bigger tip.

The reason I laugh at your bad jokes? I am hoping that you'll leave a bigger tip.
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