when gimli said "and my axe" I cried

when gimli said

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axe bodyspray ...what? Hell no I don't wear that crap. Its my two step axe murdering process

axe bodyspray ...what? Hell no I don't wear that crap. Its my two step axe murdering process

sometimes i just lose control and start swinging my dick around like a helicopter

sometimes i just lose control and start swinging my dick around like a helicopter

when gimli said "and my axe" I cried

when gimli said

Sometimes I hack up a lung in the mornings. I hope it's not emphysema.

Sometimes I hack up a lung in the mornings. I hope it's not emphysema.

Everyone says my wife is hatchet faced how did they find her body?

Everyone says my wife is hatchet faced how did they find her body?

it's my birthday axe me what i wished for

it's my birthday axe me what i wished for

why don't you come down to my basement... we're all playing nintendo!

why don't you come down to my basement... we're all playing nintendo!

blood has been spilled... the nurse dropped my sample. She probably had a long day.

blood has been spilled... the nurse dropped my sample. She probably had a long day.

here, smell this rag... this new detergent i'm using is great!

here, smell this rag... this new detergent i'm using is great!

Don't scream there are people around here trying to work

Don't scream there are people around here trying to work
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