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"can i get that in two seperate bags?" sure, if you want your body in two seperate halves....

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"I don't want the end." Yeah, it's not like we're a deli that sells hundreds of pounds of meat all day. I brought this piece of old ham from home.

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"This ham was cheaper last week." Seasons change, time passes by, as the weeks become the months become the years.
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8:58 "I need a pound of cheese" "I need you to get the f away from my counter"

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Land O' Lakes Sharp? you mean cooper sharp american?

Land O' Lakes Sharp? you mean cooper sharp american?
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A line of 10 people First person in line asks you to make 3 large grinders

A line of 10 people First person in line asks you to make 3 large grinders
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Snow Customer: I better go get 5 pounds of meat and cheese.

Snow Customer: I better go get 5 pounds of meat and cheese.
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9:58 , "you guys open?""

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i have a gluten allergy..... we have a code red! i repeat, we have a code red!

i have a gluten allergy..... we have a code red! i repeat, we have a code red!
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"eh....can i get it just a hair thinner?" is a hair thinner really going to make your fucking sandwich taste better bobby flay?.....
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"can i get that in two seperate bags?" sure, if you want your body in two seperate halves....
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