What? You can't eat bacon? We've GOT to change that.

What? You can't eat bacon? We've GOT to change that. - What? You can't eat bacon? We've GOT to change that.  Modern Jesus

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So then he told me i couldn't worship any other god other than him, and i was like, "who are you supposed to be, my dad?"

So then he told me i couldn't worship any other god other than him, and i was like,

they only had water to drink so i was all, "i got this"

they only had water to drink so i was all,

So Peter comes up to me and was all like "Let me wash your feet Lord." And I was like, "Yo bro. Let me wash YOUR feet."

So Peter comes up to me and was all like

So the lady tells me "You think you're hot shit? Just wait until the messiah comes here" And I'm all like "Bitch, please!"

So the lady tells me

I was all like, Bitch please! Try resurrecting yourself from the dead then come and talk to me about your "worst day ever".

I was all like, Bitch please! Try resurrecting yourself from the dead then come and talk to me about your

What? You can't eat bacon? We've GOT to change that.

What? You can't eat bacon? We've GOT to change that.

So my dad tells them,"Guys, come on, seriously, dont eat that. The first thing that chick does is eat it. So yeah, that's why I'm here.

So my dad tells them,

I'm still relevant I can make you lots of spicy tuna and Pbr

I'm still relevant I can make you lots of spicy tuna and Pbr
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