Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

Well, today we tried masturbating for money. - Well, today we tried masturbating for money.  Sheldon Cooper - Superman

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I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

I'm not insane, my mother had me tested!

If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?

If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?

That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.

That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.

Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two".

Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary: the word

Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that’s why they hated me.

They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that’s why they hated me.

One more thing. It’s on, bitch.

One more thing. It’s on, bitch.

A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.

A fear of heights is illogical. A fear of falling, on the other hand, is prudent and evolutionary.
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