"i'm not going to show my boobs tonight" first game in beer pong, opponents get titties, "fuck"

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Drunk black girl asks "Hey girl can i come through my car is on the other side of your apt.?" bitch please

Drunk black girl asks

"i'm not going to show my boobs tonight" first game in beer pong, opponents get titties, "fuck"

Makes facebook event for house party Fuck rsvps

Makes facebook event for house party Fuck rsvps

LOOKS for cute outfit northface and uggs it is.

LOOKS for cute outfit northface and uggs it is.

goes out in bright blue skinny jeans, a guy compares her to the little mermaid, doesn't know if it was a compliment or backhanded comment.

goes out in bright blue skinny jeans, a guy compares her to the little mermaid, doesn't know if it was a compliment or backhanded comment.

Talks to guy friends = conversation Talks to new guy = cheating whore

Talks to guy friends = conversation Talks to new guy = cheating whore

dances provocatively in public stink eye if you try to dance with her.

dances provocatively in public stink eye if you try to dance with her.

drank last night "im not getting trashed tonight" double trashed.

drank last night

Goes in for a drunk goodbye hug dodges last second kiss with pull back

Goes in for a drunk goodbye hug dodges last second kiss with pull back

roommate knocks on door "i need to pee" vomits and chuckles "not tonight"

roommate knocks on door
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